Looking for badass happy birthday captions? From savage roasts to funny one-liners, these witty wishes will make your friend’s special day unforgettable with laughter and attitude.
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Badass Happy Birthday Captions (Savage & Funny)
Enjoy Badass Happy Birthday captions for friends; savage, funny & witty wishes to roast your besties and make their special day unforgettable.
Have you heard Today’s breaking news? It’s your birthday – Wishing you a great Happy Birthday! 📰🎂🎉
Another year around the sun, another reason to throw a party. 🌞🎈🍾
You haven’t got old, You have got classic. 🕰️😎✨
May your smartphone be filled with social media notifications from people you hardly know. 📱💬😂
I wish you unlimited health, wealth, happiness & success. 💪💰😊🌟
The savage person has aged and got older & changed. 🔥👴😏
It took a year to look this good again. 💃🕺✨
I expect you to be calm, wise and sober, I hope you disappoint today. 🤓🍷😜
Roses are red, violets are blue, may your birthday be as good as you. 🌹💙🎂
Cheers to the person who’s as wild and crazy as I am. 🥂😜🎉
Cheers, you were released today from your mother’s prison. 🍼🚪😂
You’re proof that getting older doesn’t mean getting smarter. 🎂🤦♂️🤣
May your wallet get thicker than your waistline this year. 💸😂🍔
Let’s party like we’re still young… and recover like we’re not. 🎶🍾🛌
Aging like fine wine? More like expired milk! 🍷🥴🥛
Don’t worry, you’re not old… just vintage! 🕰️😎🍷
Level up unlocked: Old but still broke! 🎮💸😂
You’re old enough to get married but still young enough to escape. 💍🏃♂️😅
Cake, candles, wrinkles… repeat. 🎂🕯️👵
Happy Birthday! Your one-year warranty has officially expired. 📜🎉⚡
Cheers to you! Still fabulous, still savage, just with extra weight now. 🥂🔥😅
Don’t worry, you still look 21… from a distance… in the dark. 👀🌑😂
Remember, calories don’t count today… wrinkles do. 🍰😏👵
Congrats, you’ve unlocked another level of adulting. 🎮👔🎂
Happy Birthday! Forget the cake — let’s find you a spouse for you. 🍰💍😂
Another year closer to “senior citizen” discounts. 🛒👵😂
Your career graph is like candles — goes up, then melts down. 📈🕯️🤣
Happy Birthday! Hope your wallet is full today. 🎂💸🥳
Another year closer to “When are you getting married?”. 💍🙄😂
You’re proof that Photoshop can’t fix everything. 📸🙃🤣
How to wish happy birthday to your friend?
To wish your friend or best friend a savage and funny birthday, recall their mistakes, jokes, and funny events you shared in the past. Then, connect those moments in a sarcastic way to create a unique and humorous wish for them.
We hope you loved these savage, funny, and badass happy birthday captions to make your friend’s special day unforgettable. Thanks for enjoying these captions with us, now go spread the laughter! If you are a girl we have a collection of badass captions for girls you can check out.
